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Differences between normal people and me:

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Normal people when they laugh:

Me:

Normal people when they see their idol:

Me:

Normal people when they know someone likes them:

Me :

“Why?”

Normal people dancing:

Me:

Normal people walking:

Me:

Normal people who are pissed off: 

Me :

what a funny blog

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did-you-kno:

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“mouse swagger”

did-you-kno:

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“mouse swagger”

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whatmagnetdoes:

favorite line:) AHJYPOO.

yessssssss

whatmagnetdoes:

favorite line:) AHJYPOO.

yessssssss

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flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

hmmm

vondell-swain:

flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

hmmm

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guy: I love natural beauty! Girls who wear too much makeup are disgusting!
guy: ew stretch marks what are those
guy: ew pubic hair
guy: you have to be hairless why don't you shave down there
guy: ew cellulite
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lolsofunny:

Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open

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wowfunniestposts:

you’re doing it wrong..
 funniest blog ever

wowfunniestposts:

you’re doing it wrong..

funniest blog ever

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